What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 02:51

Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is the cost of living in Sweden as a family?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Do people have to be a pastor to baptize?
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
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What CIA front organizations operated in the United States during the 1960s?
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Loons and Moons
These glowing axolotls may hold the secret to human limb regeneration - The Washington Post
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
How do I maintain and care for granite countertops in a coastal climate like Pompano Beach?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do some guys treat girls so badly?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds